more ruler ringtones

get yer smartphone ring-tone!

more SAMPLE BERSERK comin at you!

http://www.zedge.net/ringtones/467559/stuffy-nose-empty-pi-ringtone/
http://www.zedge.net/ringtones/467549/red-ruler-welcome-ringtone/
http://www.zedge.net/ringtones/467536/stay-home-and-chill-ringtone/
http://www.zedge.net/ringtones/467527/attachment-thinking-ringtone/
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http://www.zedge.net/ringtones/448755/red-ruler-sb-intro-ringtone/
http://www.zedge.net/ringtones/448986/red-ruler-spliffin1-ringtone/

WHEN RAMEN ATTACKS!

when the food you love turns BAD!

not 20 seconds ago i took part in the most vicious and terrible struggle with a package of ramen this author will never forget. what seemed like months seemed to drag into years as i was locked into this bitter and terrifying battle with once-loved foodstuffs.

i pulled. i ripped. i shook. i clawed. i fought back, desperately.
i looked terror in the face, conquered the clutching grasp of shock and made it through.


i don't really remember what happened then, but i somehow survived.

so...
What REALLY happened, you ask?

I don't really recall- so great was my ordeal.
what I CAN tell you is that i just experienced the most difficult noodles of my life. EVER.

it looks like noodles wound up on the menu- instead of the other way around.

THIS TIME